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If Only

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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling
a little frisky¹, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says, "Mother, if this could give
milk, we could get rid of the cow."

His hand then travels down to her
crotch, and he says, "Mother, if this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."

His wife then reaches over and grabs² his penis. "Father, if this could stay hard, we could get rid of your brother".

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1 frisky
adj.活泼的，欢闹的；n.活泼，闹着玩；adv.活泼地，闹着玩地
参考例句：
I felt frisky,as if I might break into a dance.我感到很欢快，似乎要跳起舞来。 His horse was feeling frisky,and he had to hold the reins tightly.马儿欢蹦乱跳，他不得不紧勒缰绳。

2 grabs
n.试图抓取，有意抢夺( grab的名词复数 )v.抢先，抢占( grab的第三人称单数 )；（尤指匆忙地）取；攫取；（尤指自私、贪婪地）捞取
参考例句：
The job is up for grabs.Why don't you apply now? 那工作谁都可以争取，你怎么不现在就申请呢？来自《简明英汉词典》 She grabs a stack of baby photos and thrusts them into my hands. 她抓起一沓婴儿照片塞到我手里。来自辞典例句

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