A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger¹ walks up,

"Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck hunting license²"?

"Yes I do", the redneck replies.

The ranger picks up one of the ducks and sticks a finger up it's bum³ and takes a lick of his finger then says, "Sorry but this ducks from Georgia, you got a Georgia license?"

"Yes I do sir" , the redneck says,

So the ranger picks up another duck with the same results says, "well this duck is from Mississippi, you got a license from Mississippi?"

"Yes I do sir" the good ole boys says.

"Well dang son where you from?" the ranger says.

The old boy stands up turns around, drops his drawers and says:

"Well you tell me buddy⁴!"