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Redneck Letter

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Dear son,

Im writing¹ this slow cause² i know you cant³ read fast. Your pop⁵ read that all accidents⁶ happen within⁷ 20 miles⁸ of home so we moved. Can't send you the address as⁴ the last arkansas family that lived here took⁹ the numbers with them so they wouldnt have to change their address.

That coat you wanted, aunt billy-mae said¹⁰ it was¹¹ too heavy with them buttons¹², so we took them off¹³ and put them in the pockets¹⁴.

Your sister had¹⁵ a baby yester morn. Don't know if its a boy or girl so dont know if youre an aunt or uncle.

Three of your friends went off the bridge¹⁶ last week. One was drivig the other two were in the back. The driver lived, he rolled¹⁷ down the window and swam to safety¹⁸. The other two drowned¹⁹, they coulnt get the talegate down.

Please write back. It you dont get this letter, let me know and i will send another one.

Love, ma

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收听单词发音

1 writing
n.写，写作；著作，文学作品
参考例句：
I am also writing a short story.我也写短篇小说。 Do you like writing for children?你愿意为儿童写作吗？

2 cause
pron.造成，使发生
参考例句：
Bad teeth often cause pain.坏牙常引起疼痛。 Unhappiness is the root cause of his illness.不开心是他生病的根源。

3 cant
n.斜穿，黑话，猛扔
参考例句：
The ship took on a dangerous cant to port.船只出现向左舷危险倾斜。 He knows thieves'cant.他懂盗贼的黑话。

4 as
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。 In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

5 pop
n.取出，砰然声，流行乐曲；adj.流行的，热门的，通俗的；v.取出，发出爆裂声，突然伸出
参考例句：
She is a lead singer in a pop group.她是流行歌曲演唱团体的最重要的歌手。 I know nothing about pop music.我对流行音乐一无所知。

6 accidents
n.意外遭遇( accident的名词复数 )；事故；机遇；命运
参考例句：
Barring accidents, we should arrive on time. 除非有意外情况，我们应可按时到达。 Alcohol is a contributory factor in 10% of all road accidents. 所有交通事故中有10%是酒后驾车造成的。

7 within
n.内部，里头；adv.在内部，在内心里；prep.在…之内
参考例句：
The work must be done within the given time.这个工作必须在规定的时间内完成。 Within two weeks,she gained five pounds in weight.两周内她的体重增加了5磅。

8 Miles
n.英里( mile的名词复数 )；很多；一英里赛跑；大面积
参考例句：
Eight kilometres is roughly equivalent to five miles. 八公里约等于五英里。 a fortress town enclosed by four miles of ramparts 由四英里长的城墙围着的设防城镇

9 took
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
参考例句：
I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。 It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。

10 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

11 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

12 buttons
n.button的复数；按钮( button的名词复数 )；纽扣；（尤指印有信息的）徽章；没有价值的小东西v.扣住，系住( button的第三人称单数 )；扣…的钮扣；用钮扣扣上
参考例句：
She liked the dress that buttons down the back. 她喜欢从背部扣纽扣的女装。来自《简明英汉词典》 You've done your buttons up the wrong way. 你把扣子扣错了。来自《简明英汉词典》

13 off
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。 I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。

14 pockets
袋( pocket的名词复数 )；（附在车门上、提包内等的）小口袋；球袋；钱财
参考例句：
Her pockets were bulging with presents. 她的口袋里装满了礼物。 The blast was caused by pockets of methane gas that ignited. 爆炸是由数袋甲烷气体着火引起的。

15 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

16 bridge
n.桥，鼻梁，桥牌；vt.渡过，架桥
参考例句：
There are two bookshops near the bridge.大桥附近有两家书店。 I am strange at bridge.我对桥牌是外行。

17 rolled
adj.包金箔的v.（使）打滚( roll的过去式和过去分词 )；（使）转动；卷；把…卷成筒状
参考例句：
A tear rolled down his face. 一滴眼泪沿他的面颊流下来。 The coin rolled underneath the piano. 硬币滚到了钢琴底下。

18 safety
vt.保护；n.安全，保险机，安全打
参考例句：
He was worried about the safety of me.他为我的安全担心。 This new plane is undergoing safety tests.这架新型飞机正在接受安全试验。

19 drowned
v.（使）淹没，（使）溺死( drown的过去式和过去分词 )；浸透；浸泡；压过
参考例句：
Voices rose in a crescendo and drowned him out. 人们讲话的声音越来越大，盖过了他的声音。 Two children drowned after falling into the river. 两个孩子掉进河里淹死了。

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