The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing
discovery in their states. Apparently², a small number of Al Qaeda
terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting
the creation of a new sector³ of the human race: Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but
Pat Robertson's Christian⁴ Coalition⁵ is hard at work trying to isolate⁶
and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following
children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin¹ Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub⁷ Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung from one couple:

Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.