A redneck's trying to become a naturalist¹. First, he decides to study the flea². He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"

The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off.

"JUMP!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump.

Pleased with himself, the redneck writes in his entry book: "After having his legs cut off, the flea became deaf."