Joke: I Have Bad And Very Bad News_愚人笑话

Joke: I Have Bad And Very Bad News

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Doctor: I have some bad news¹ and some very bad news.

Patient²: Well, might³ as⁴ well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab⁵ called with your test results⁶. They said⁷ you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible⁸! What could⁹ be worse¹⁰? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach¹¹ you since¹² yesterday.

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1 news
n.新闻，消息
参考例句：
No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息。 I like reading hot news.我喜欢读热点新闻。

2 patient
n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的
参考例句：
The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。 We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。

3 might
aux./v.(may的过去式)可能；可以，允许
参考例句：
It looks as if it might snow.看起来好像要下雪了。 Might I ask a question?我能问个问题吗？

4 as
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。 In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

5 lab
n.实验室
参考例句：
Who is in the lab this morning?今天早上谁在实验室？ We usually have Science in the science lab.我们通常在科学实验室里上科学课。

6 results
n.后果，结果( result的名词复数 )；成绩（包括比分、得票、获胜者或当选者名单等）；成功实现的事v.发生( result的第三人称单数 )；导致；随着发生；结果发生
参考例句：
There is reasonable concordance between the two sets of results. 两组结果之间有着合理的一致。 I'm still waiting for confirmation of the test results. 我仍在等待考试结果的通知书。

7 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

8 terrible
adj.可怕的，糟糕的，极其的
参考例句：
I think you've made a terrible mistake.我认为你犯了一个严重的错误。 This is a terrible idea.这是一个可怕的想法。

9 could
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？ I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

10 worse
adj.更坏的，更差的；adv.更坏，更差
参考例句：
I have even worse news for you.我有更坏的消息告诉你。 The weather got worse during the day.白天天气更坏了。

11 reach
n.延伸，范围，河段；vt.到达，伸出，延伸，取得联系；vi.延伸
参考例句：
The railway line will soon reach to our town. 铁路不久就要延伸到我们镇了。 Can you reach that apple down in the tree? 你能把树上那个苹果摘下来吗？

12 since
adv.后来；conj.既然，因为，自从；prep.自从
参考例句：
He's been working in a bank since leaving school.自从毕业后，他就一直在一家银行工作。 I have known him ever since I was a child.我自孩提时代起就已经认识他了。

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