Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunette says to the blonde "That's a beautiful dog you've got there, what're you bringing him in for?"

The blonde replies "He's Xtremely horny, and whenever I bend¹ over, he tries to fuck me!!!"

The brunette says Xcitedly "That's why I'm here!"

The blonde says "oh, You're getting him neutered too?"

The brunette says "Ha, no way, I'm getting his toe-nails cut!"

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