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Joke: Airplane Accident

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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising¹ altitude², the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 207, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen. I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap³. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

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1 cruising
adj.巡航的v.乘船巡游( cruise的现在分词 )；以快而平稳的速度长距离行驶；巡航；轻而易举赢得（或获得）
参考例句：
The car was cruising along at 100 kilometres an hour. 这辆汽车平稳地以每小时100公里的速度行驶。来自《简明英汉词典》 They will go cruising in the Mediterranean. 他们将在地中海上巡游。来自《简明英汉词典》

2 altitude
n.海拔高度；高处
参考例句：
The plane flew at an altitude of 20,000 feet.这架飞机在两万英尺的高空飞行。 What is the altitude of the top of the mountain?这座山的顶峰海拔是多少？

3 lap
n.(坐立时)大腿的前部，膝部；(跑道的)一圈
参考例句：
She is still going strong on the last lap.她在跑最后一圈时仍然劲头很足。 She was sitting with her hands on her lap.她坐着，把手放到膝上。

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