One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?" His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter." The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters. His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?" The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding¹ twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked² all the cream filling out.

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