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Joke: Cheap Wife

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A guy comes home at 3 o'clock in the morning.

He has obviously¹ had more than his share of booze.

His wife meets him at the front door, and the following conversation ensues:

"Where in the fuck have you been?"

"Hey, mama, I was just out having a good time!"

"Well, how much money did you spend?"

"Ninety dollars."

"WHAT!? Ninety Dollars! You asshole, do you know how long ninety dollars would last me?"

"Hmmmm well....ya don't drink...ya don't smoke...ya got yer own pussy² .... probably forever³!"

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1 obviously
adv.显然；明白地
参考例句：
Obviously they were putting him to a severe test.显然他们是在给他以严峻的考验。 Obviously he was lying.显然他是在撒谎。

2 pussy
n.(儿语)小猫，猫咪
参考例句：
Why can't they leave my pussy alone?为什么他们就不能离我小猫咪远一点？ The baby was playing with his pussy.孩子正和他的猫嬉戏。

3 forever
adv.(=for ever)永远；总是
参考例句：
Teacher is powerful in a child's eyes forever.老师在孩子们的心中永远是强者。 You can't depend on your parents forever.你不能永远依赖你父母。

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