The Looney Bin¹

Late one night at the insane asylum² (疯人院）one inmate³ shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

疯人院

一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”

第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”

一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！”