Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation¹. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?" "Well, father" the nun² began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel³ and I heard some of the older boys wagering⁵ money!"

"A serious infraction⁶, indeed!" said the priest.

"But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun, " it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered⁷ on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!"

"What an incredible wager⁴!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?"

"Well, I hit the ceiling, father."

"How much did you win?"

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