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Joke: I'll Kill Myself!

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There were 3 construction workers working on a bridge. During lunch break the following happens:

The 1st guy says "Spaghetti¹!!! If I have Spaghetti one more time I'll jump off the bridge and kill myself."

The 2nd guy says "Salami!!! If I have Salami one more time I'll jump off the bridge and kill myself too."

The 3rd guy says "Turkey!!! If I have Turkey one more time I'll jump off the bridge and kill myself as well."

The next day...

The 1st guy opens his lunch box. "Oh nooooo! Spaghetti!!!!". So he jumps off the bridge and kills himself.

The 2nd guy opens his lunch box "Oh shit! Salami!!!!" and he too jumps off the bridge and kills himself.

The 3rd guy opens his lunch box "Aaaaaaaaarghhh Turkey!!!! and he also jumps off the bridge and kills himself.

Later the 1st guy's wife mourns², "If I would have known³ that he didn't like Spaghetti, I wouldn't have cooked it for him."

The 2nd guys Wife says crying, "If I would have known that he hated Salami, I wouldn't have given it to him."

The 3rd guys wife says eyes full tears, "I just don't get it, I just don't get it, he always packed his own lunch...."

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1 spaghetti
n.意大利式细面务
参考例句：
I think you like spaghetti.我以为你喜欢意大利面条。 People served a spaghetti supper in the parish house.人们在教堂交谊厅吃意大利面晚餐。

2 mourns
v.哀悼( mourn的第三人称单数 )；为…哀痛，向…志哀
参考例句：
The fox mourns over the death of the hare, and so animals grieve for their kind. 兔死狐悲，物伤其类。来自辞典例句 Kalpana's native country mourns her today and so does her adopted land. 今天卡尔帕纳的祖国印度在哀悼她，养育她的这片土地美国也在悼念她。来自互联网

3 known
adj.大家知道的；知名的，已知的
参考例句：
He is a known artist.他是一个知名的艺术家。 He is known both as a painter and as a statesman.他是知名的画家及政治家。

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