A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day.

When the gentleman got in and they started on their way he enquired¹ what the three pinned emblem² on the front is for. The driver replied "why it's for lining³ it up at people so you can run them down".

"Ah I see", said the man.

With this the taxi driver starts heading straight for an elderly woman but at the last second swerves⁴ away and hears a loud bang, he looks curiously⁵ over at the passenger who is hanging out of the car with the door wide open: "I thought you were going to miss there for a minute!".