If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker¹ with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism²; to steal from many is research.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Work is accomplished³ by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence⁴.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (Project Management at its best).

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