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Joke: News Alert

文章来源：文章作者：发布时间：2007-01-29 01:31 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

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Recently we received credible¹ intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office.

Five of the six have been apprehended²: Bin³ Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody⁴.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

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收听单词发音

1 credible
adj.可信任的，可靠的
参考例句：
The news report is hardly credible.这则新闻报道令人难以置信。 Is there a credible alternative to the nuclear deterrent?是否有可以取代核威慑力量的可靠办法？

2 apprehended
逮捕，拘押( apprehend的过去式和过去分词 )；理解
参考例句：
She apprehended the complicated law very quickly. 她很快理解了复杂的法律。 The police apprehended the criminal. 警察逮捕了罪犯。

3 bin
n.箱柜；vt.放入箱内；[计算机] DOS文件名:二进制目标文件
参考例句：
He emptied several bags of rice into a bin.他把几袋米倒进大箱里。 He threw the empty bottles in the bin.他把空瓶子扔进垃圾箱。

4 custody
n.监护，照看，羁押，拘留
参考例句：
He spent a week in custody on remand awaiting sentence.等候判决期间他被还押候审一个星期。 He was taken into custody immediately after the robbery.抢劫案发生后，他立即被押了起来。

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