A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

"But ,officer, I …."

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom¹."

大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。

“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。“但是，警察，我，，，”。

“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”

“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。