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Joke: Blondes Q&A 2

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I don't know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes... Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How does a blonde spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly¹ over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet-coke.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail² when she was hammering?
A: The noise was giving her a headache.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
A: Every time she stopped the car, she jumped in the back seat.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes³ her hair brown?
A: Artificial⁴ Intelligence⁵.

Q: What do you call a brunette between management & a blonde?
A: An interpreter⁶.

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1 tightly
adv.紧紧地，坚固地，牢固地
参考例句：
My child holds onto my hand tightly while we cross the street.横穿马路时，孩子紧拉着我的手不放。 The crowd pressed together so tightly that we could hardly breathe.人群挤在一起，我们几乎喘不过气来。

2 nail
n.钉子，指甲；vt.用钉钉牢，使固定，使集中于，揭露
参考例句：
He drove a nail into the wall.他把钉子钉在墙上。 In order to hang the picture,he had to hammer a nail.为了挂那幅画，他必须钉枚钉子。

3 dyes
染料，染色( dye的名词复数 )
参考例句：
This cloth dyes easily [quickly; readily]. 这种布好染。 This material dyes easily. 这种材料容易上色。

4 artificial
adj.人工的，人造的，人为的；做作的，假装的
参考例句：
The new dam will form a large artificial lake behind it.新筑的水坝将会在后面形成一个人工湖。 We don't use any artificial flavourings in our products.我们的产品不使用任何人工调味剂。

5 intelligence
n.智力，聪明，智能；情报
参考例句：
He was a man of intelligence and of firmness of will.他是个聪明而又意志坚定的人。 He equals me in strength but not in intelligence.他和我力气相等，但智力不同。

6 interpreter
n.翻译；口译者
参考例句：
We must allow him to be a good interpreter.我们必须承认他是个好译员。 We employ her as an English interpreter.我们雇用她作英语翻译。

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