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Joke: Blonde, Tarzan And Elephant

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Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?
A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch.

Q: How are bob barker and lorena bobbit different?
A: One is a slick pricer and the other is a prick¹ slicer

Q: How is a blond like a screen door?
A: The harder you slamm them the looser they become

Q: How do elephants hide in the jungle?
A: Paint there balls green and lay on their backs in a watermelon patch

Q: How did tarzan die?
A: Thumping² watermelons

Q: How are a turtle and a blond similar?
A: Put them on their backs and they are phucked

Q: Why did the blond have a big belly³ button?
A: Her boyfriend was blond too!

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1 prick
v.刺伤，刺痛，刺孔；n.刺伤，刺痛
参考例句：
He felt a sharp prick when he stepped on an upturned nail.当他踩在一个尖朝上的钉子上时，他感到剧烈的疼痛。 He burst the balloon with a prick of the pin.他用针一戳，气球就爆了。

2 thumping
adj.重大的，巨大的；重击的；尺码大的；极好的adv.极端地；非常地v.重击(thump的现在分词)；狠打；怦怦地跳；全力支持
参考例句：
Her heart was thumping with emotion. 她激动得心怦怦直跳。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 He was thumping the keys of the piano. 他用力弹钢琴。来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

3 belly
n.肚子，腹部；(像肚子一样)鼓起的部分，膛
参考例句：
The boss has a large belly.老板大腹便便。 His eyes are bigger than his belly.他眼馋肚饱。

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