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Joke: Sick Sunday

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A little girl and her mother were in church¹ when the girl started to feel ill.

"Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl.

"No." replied² Mom.

"I think I'm gonna throw up."

"Well go out the front door, walk around the back of the church and throw up behind a bush³."

A few⁴ moments later⁵ the girl returned⁶ to her seat⁷.

"Did⁸ you throw up?" asked Mom.

"Yes."

"How could⁹ you have gone all the way around the church, throw up and be back here so soon?"

"I didn't even¹⁰ have to go outside. They have a box right by the front door that says 'For the Sick'."

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1 church
n.教堂，礼拜堂；教会
参考例句：
Mary joined a church yesterday.玛丽昨天加入了教会。 She was standing on the church steps.她正站在教堂门前的台阶上。

2 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

3 bush
n.灌木，灌木丛，矮树
参考例句：
This bush has grown up a lot in the last few months.这矮树丛几个月来已向上长高了很多。 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.一鸟在手，胜于二鸟在林。

4 few
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。 I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。

5 later
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。 This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。

6 returned
adj.被送回的，归来的v.返回，回来( return的过去式和过去分词 )；恢复；还；归还
参考例句：
He resigned as Home Secretary and returned to the back benches. 他辞去了内政大臣的职务，回到后座议员席。 The painting has been returned to its rightful owner . 这幅画已归还给合法所有权人。

7 seat
n.座，座位，位子，席位；所在地；vt.使坐下，使就座，设座于
参考例句：
Go back to your seat.回到你的坐位去。 Which seat do you prefer?你更喜欢哪个位置？

8 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

9 could
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？ I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

10 even
adj.平坦的，偶数的，相等的；adv.甚至，恰好，正当
参考例句：
It was cold yesterday,but it's even colder today. 昨天冷，今天更冷了。 He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience.尽管他经验最少，但教得最好。

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