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Joke: Stolen Car

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A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, steering¹ wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.

However, before the police investigation² could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup³, "I got in the backseat by mistake."

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1 steering
n.操舵装置
参考例句：
He beat his hands on the steering wheel in frustration. 他沮丧地用手打了几下方向盘。 Steering according to the wind, he also framed his words more amicably. 他真会看风使舵，口吻也马上变得温和了。

2 investigation
n.调查，调查研究
参考例句：
In an investigation,a new fact became known, which told against him.在调查中新发现了一件对他不利的事实。 He drew the conclusion by building on his own investigation.他根据自己的调查研究作出结论。

3 hiccup
n.打嗝
参考例句：
When you have to hiccup,drink a glass of cold water.当你不得不打嗝时，喝一杯冷水就好了。 How long did he hiccup?他打嗝打了多久？

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