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Joke: Sunburn

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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly¹ admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister² and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative³, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who is rather astounded⁴, says, "What good will Viagra do for him,Doctor?" The Doctor replied,
"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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1 promptly
adv.及时地，敏捷地
参考例句：
He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。 She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。

2 blister
n.水疱；(油漆等的)气泡；v.(使)起泡
参考例句：
I got a huge blister on my foot and I couldn't run any farther.我脚上长了一个大水泡，没办法继续跑。 I have a blister on my heel because my shoe is too tight.鞋子太紧了，我脚后跟起了个泡。

3 sedative
adj.使安静的，使镇静的；n. 镇静剂，能使安静的东西
参考例句：
After taking a sedative she was able to get to sleep.服用了镇静剂后，她能够入睡了。 Amber bath oil has a sedative effect.琥珀沐浴油有镇静安神效用。

4 astounded
v.使震惊(astound的过去式和过去分词)；愕然；愕；惊讶
参考例句：
His arrogance astounded her. 他的傲慢使她震惊。 How can you say that? I'm absolutely astounded. 你怎么能说出那种话？我感到大为震惊。

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