A store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX, where a man may go to =
choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors, =
and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends¹ the =
flights.

There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may =
choose a wife from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go =
back down except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower floors.

A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These women have jobs.

The man reads the sign and says to himself,

"Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's = further up?" So up he goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These women have jobs, love sports, and drink beer. The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's = further up?"

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, and are = extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are = extremely good looking and do all the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the man, "Very tempting². BUT, there must be more, = much more, further up!" He heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are = extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't bitch and gripe =
about anything.

"Hot Damn! How close to perfect can you get? But just think...what = must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor. There are = no women on this floor. This floor exists solely³ as proof that men are =
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day.