Sitting behind some nuns¹ (whose habits partially² blocked their view) at a hockey game, three men decided³ to badger⁴ the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

 

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

 

The second guy spoke⁵ up and said, "I want to go to Montana , there are only 50 nuns living there."

 

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns living there."

 

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!"

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