A man was stranded¹ on a desert island for 10 years.

 

One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....

 

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."

 

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

 

Man: "It's been ten years!"

 

With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.

 

Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

 

Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"

 

Man: "It's been ten years" 

 

The girl unzips a little longer zipper² on her wet suit and comes out with a flask³ of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

 

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

 

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

 

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"

点击收听单词发音