Ze French Art Thief_愚人笑话

Ze French Art Thief

文章来源：未知文章作者：enread 发布时间：2015-03-02 04:56 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.

After careful planning, he got past security¹, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured² only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime³ and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, zat is ze reason I stole ze paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make ze Van Gogh."

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1 security
n.安全，安全感；防护措施；保证(金)，抵押(品)；债券，证券
参考例句：
A security guard brought him down with a flying tackle.一名保安人员飞身把他抱倒。 There was tight security at the airport when the President's plane landed.总统的专机降落时，机场的保安措施很严密。

2 captured
俘获( capture的过去式和过去分词 )；夺取；夺得；引起（注意、想像、兴趣）
参考例句：
Allied troops captured over 300 enemy soldiers. 盟军俘虏了300多名敌方士兵。 Most of the rebels were captured and disarmed. 大部分叛乱分子被俘获并解除了武装。

3 crime
n.犯罪，罪行，罪恶
参考例句：
You'll have to pay for your crime.你得为你的罪行付出代价。 Crime in our big cities is on the increase.在我们大城市里犯罪率正在增长。

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