160 Years Old_司法笑话

160 Years Old

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A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass¹ band. Saint² Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"

"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."

"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty."

"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."

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1 brass
n.黄铜；黄铜器，铜管乐器
参考例句：
Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。 Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。

2 saint
n.圣徒；基督教徒；vt.成为圣徒，把...视为圣徒
参考例句：
He was made a saint.他被封为圣人。 The saint had a lowly heart.圣人有谦诚之心。

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