An airliner¹ was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled² in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards."

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