Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?A: Cut the rope.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?A: Take your foot off his head.Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?A: No? Good!Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?A: The bucket.Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?A: There was an empty seat.Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?A. In the cemetary.

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