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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon? A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes. Q: What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards? A: Lawyers have removable wing tips. Q: What's the definition of a lawyer? A: A mouth with a life support system. Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon1 from hell? A: No changes occur. Q: What's the difference between God and an attorney? A: God doesn't think he's an attorney. 点击  收听单词发音
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