An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. 

 

As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

 

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." 

 

"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested¹ the barkeep.

 

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."

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