How strong?_成人笑话

How strong?

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An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important¹ question.

"Doctor, when I was² in my 20's, it took³ both of my hands to push⁴ down my hard-on."

"When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on."

"When I was in my 50's, it took three fingers to push down my hard-on."

"Now that I'm in my 60's, it only takes one finger to push down on my hard-on!"

"So what I'm basically⁵ trying to ask you is? How strong am I going⁶ to get?"

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1 important
adj.重要的；重大的；严重的
参考例句：
It's important to find out what he is doing.弄清他在干什么是重要的。 This is a very important problem.这个问题很重要。

2 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

3 took
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
参考例句：
I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。 It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。

4 push
vt.推；使突出，使伸出，使延伸；大力推进，推行；通过，促使；vi.推；推进；伸展
参考例句：
Don't push against me!别推我！ If you always push him too hard,he may make mistakes.要是你总逼他太紧，他可能会出错。

5 basically
adv.基本上，从根本上说
参考例句：
His heart is basically sound.他的心脏基本上健康。 Basically I agree with your plan.我基本上同意你的计划。

6 going
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。 He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。