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Life of an egg

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If you think life¹ is bad... How would² you like to be an egg?

You only get laid³ once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard.

Only 2 minutes to get soft.

You share⁴ your box with 11 other guys⁵.

But worst⁶ of all.

The only chick that ever⁷ sat⁸ on your face was⁹ your mother.

So cheer¹⁰ up. Your life ain't that bad!

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1 life
n.生活；生命
参考例句：
The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。 At last he knew the meaning of life.终于，他知道了生命的意义。

2 would
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？ Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

3 laid
v.打赌( lay的过去式和过去分词 )；提出；放置；铺
参考例句：
Whole stretches of land were laid waste and depopulated. 一片片土地荒芜，人口减少。 a laid-back attitude to life 悠然自得的生活态度

4 share
vt./vi.分享，共有，分配；n.共享；份额
参考例句：
I will share in the cost with you.我愿意和你一起负担费用。 Children should learn to share.小孩应该学会与人分享东西。

5 guys
n.家伙，伙计( guy的名词复数 )；（架设天线、支撑帐篷等用的）牵索；[复数]各位；一群男人（或女人）
参考例句：
Sorry, guys. I goofed. 对不起，各位。我搞砸了。 A few of our guys were thinking about going over the hill. 我们的人中有几个在开小差。来自《简明英汉词典》

6 worst
adj.（bad的最高级）最坏的，最恶劣的，最不利的；n.最坏，最坏的时候；adv.最坏，最糟
参考例句：
She is the worst singer I know.她是我所知道的最糟糕的歌手。 The storm is at its worst.正是暴风雨最猛烈的时候。

7 ever
adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟
参考例句：
Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？ I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。

8 sat
v.（sit的过去式，过去分词）坐
参考例句：
He sat on a chair.他坐在椅子上。 The mother sat by the sick child all night long.妈妈整夜守在生病的孩子身旁。

9 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

10 cheer
n.愉快，激励，欢呼；v.加油，鼓舞，快活起来
参考例句：
A cheer went up in the room.房间里响起了欢呼声。 Cheer up!The news isn't too bad.振作起来吧！消息还不算太坏。