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$200 Mouthwash

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A neatly¹ dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"

Aghast, the man said, "Are you NUTS!, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again, "Sir, since you are a bit irate², I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100."

Again, the man replies bluntly, "you must be crazy pal³, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase⁴ and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching⁵ away on one of them.

He tells the irate guy,"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite, suddenly the guys spits it out and says,"HEY" he snarled⁶, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!

"It is", replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

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1 neatly
adv.整洁地，干净地，灵巧地，熟练地
参考例句：
Sailors know how to wind up a long rope neatly.水手们知道怎样把一条大绳利落地缠好。 The child's dress is neatly gathered at the neck.那孩子的衣服在领口处打着整齐的皱褶。

2 irate
adj.发怒的，生气
参考例句：
The irate animal made for us,coming at a full jump.那头发怒的动物以最快的速度向我们冲过来。 We have received some irate phone calls from customers.我们接到顾客打来的一些愤怒的电话

3 pal
n.朋友，伙伴，同志；vi.结为友
参考例句：
He is a pal of mine.他是我的一个朋友。 Listen,pal,I don't want you talking to my sister any more.听着，小子，我不让你再和我妹妹说话了。

4 briefcase
n.手提箱，公事皮包
参考例句：
He packed a briefcase with what might be required.他把所有可能需要的东西都装进公文包。 He requested the old man to look after the briefcase.他请求那位老人照看这个公事包。

5 munching
v.用力咀嚼（某物），大嚼( munch的现在分词 )
参考例句：
He was munching an apple. 他在津津有味地嚼着苹果。来自《简明英汉词典》 Munching the apple as he was, he had an eye for all her movements. 他虽然啃着苹果，但却很留神地监视着她的每一个动作。来自辞典例句

6 snarled
v.（指狗）吠，嗥叫，（人）咆哮( snarl的过去式和过去分词 )；咆哮着说，厉声地说
参考例句：
The dog snarled at us. 狗朝我们低声吼叫。 As I advanced towards the dog, It'snarled and struck at me. 我朝那条狗走去时，它狂吠着向我扑来。来自《简明英汉词典》