Waking up late_成人笑话

Waking up late

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Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.

The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, 'cause my pee barely¹ trickles² out."

"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".

The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a pig.

The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."

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1 barely
adv.仅仅，几乎没有，几乎不
参考例句：
The male bird is barely distinguishable from the female.雄鸟和雌鸟几乎无法辨别。 He took barely enough money to keep the children in bread.他赚很少的钱仅够孩子们勉强糊口。

2 trickles
n.细流( trickle的名词复数 )；稀稀疏疏缓慢来往的东西v.滴( trickle的第三人称单数 )；淌；使)慢慢走；缓慢移动
参考例句：
Trickles of sweat rained down my head and neck. 我颈上头上的汗珠，更同盛雨似的，一颗一颗的钻出来了。来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说 Water trickles through an underground grotto. 水沿着地下岩洞流淌。来自辞典例句

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