A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly¹ that day.

As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, "three wood."

I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance. Then once again I heard "three wood."

I looked down and there was a frog at the corner of the tee box, and he was telling me to use my three wood.

I thought it was stupid but I was playing so badly that I thought nothing could hurt me so I took out my three wood.

It was a long par² four, and I hit the ball straight 250 yards with that three wood. Since the frog seemed to be lucky I picked him up and took him along with me.

At the next whole he told me to use my five iron³. It was a par three and I got my first hole in one ever.

I made a least a birdie on all the rest of the holes, and all I had to do was listen to that frog.

That night I took the frog to the casino in my hotel. We played Roulette.

I put my money where the frog said and won on every spin⁴ of the wheel.

After that I was tired so I went up to bed. I took the frog out of my pocket and put it on the dresser.

Suddenly it looked at me and said, "kiss me." Now I wasn't about to kiss a frog, but the frog asked me again.

So I kissed the frog and it turned into the most beautiful fourteen year old girl you have ever seen in your entire life.

And that your honor⁵ is how that fourteen year old girl ended up in my hotel room.