Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating¹ ecological² issues on the shores of an
unpolluted pond in a verdant³ meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped⁴ into the princess' lap and said, "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me."

"One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am, and then my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a meal of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled⁵ to herself and thought, "I don't fu#ken think so!"