When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor¹ surgery.

The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis² and the need for surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches³?" she asked.

"Crutches???" the doctor asked.

"Well, yes," the woman said "You are going to lengthen⁴ his legs, aren't you?"