A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.

 

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction¹." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication²."

 

Then her dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"

 

一个男孩儿教一个女孩儿四则运算，他说那是他的任务。

 

男孩儿亲了女孩儿一下，然后又亲了两下说：“这是加法。”女孩儿满意的没有出声，然后又亲了男孩儿，说：“这是减法。” 然后没有任何解释，男孩儿亲了女孩，女孩儿又亲了男孩儿，两人同时笑着说：“这是乘法。”

 

正在这时候，女孩儿的爸爸出现了，并看到了刚才发生的一幕，然后迅速做出决定。他把男孩儿踢了出去说：“这是除法！”

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