Now We Run
A priest¹ is walking down the street one day when he notices a  very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across  the street.  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high  for him to reach.  After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest  moves closer to the boy's position.  He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the  little fellow and, placing his hand kindly² on the child's  shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.   Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles  benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"  To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"