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• 1.Chicken jokes 03
• Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! Q: What d...
• 2.Chicken jokes 02
• Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken! Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants! Q...
• 3.Chicken jokes 01
• Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station Q:...
• 4.Centipede jokes
• Why was the centipede late? Because he was playing This little Piggy with his baby brother! What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? A w...
• 5.Caterpillar jokes
• What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? Turns over a new leaf! What is the definition of a caterpillar? A worm in a fur coat! What has stripes an...
• 6.Cat jokes 09
• Q: What does a lion brush his mane with? A: A catacomb! Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway? A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow! Q: What do y...
• 7.Cat jokes 08
• Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified...
• 8.Cat jokes 07
• Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin? A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other! Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than ...
• 9.Cat jokes 06
• Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck? A: A duck filled fatty puss! Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A: A fir...
• 10.Cat jokes 05
• Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe! Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China? A: Chairman Miaow! Q: What do you get if yo...