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• 1.Cat jokes 04
• Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! Q: What's striped and bouncy? A: A tiger on a pogo stick! Q: What is the cat's favo...
• 2.Cat jokes 03
• Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-...
• 3.Cat jokes 02
• Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? A: She's got that dow...
• 4.Cat jokes 01
• Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold? A: He has cat-arrh! Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee! Q: How do you know that...
• 5.Bird jokes 05
• Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message! Q: What do you call a very rud...
• 6.Bird jokes 04
• Q: What do owls sing when it is raining? A: 'Too wet to woo'! Q: What do baby swans dance to? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes! Q: What birds spend all their time ...
• 7.Bird jokes 03
• Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl! Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath? A: Rob...
• 8.Bird jokes 02
• Q: What do parrots eat? A: Polyfilla! Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment! Q: What bird tastes just like butter? A: A stork! Q: What's anoth...
• 9.Bird jokes 01
• Q: Why did the owl, owl? A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! Q: What is a polygon? A: A dead parrot! Q: What flies through the jungle singing op...
• 10.Bee jokes 05
• Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? A: Because they kept droning on and on! Q: What do you call a bee born in May? A: A maybe! Q:...