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• 1.Redneck Hero
• Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the ne...
• 2.New use for sheep
• Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in Alabama? Wool....
• 3.Its the way you talk
• A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was at...
• 4.Trigonometry
• A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take. The principal was talking about mat...
• 5. "X" marks the one!
• How does a Redneck practice safe sex? He puts X's on the cows that kick....
• 6.Give Budda a chance
• It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a p...
• 7.Baby light
• In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery....
• 8.Dark
• Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck ha...
• 9.English class
• Little Bubba was in English class when the teacher asked him to use the word European in a sentence. After thinking quite some time, Little Bubba resp...
• 10.Halloween
• How do hillbillies celebrate Halloween? They pump kin....