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• 1.Red truck
• An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, Hurry over here,muh house is on f...
• 2.Yankees & lightbulbs
• How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb? None, that's what rednecks are for....
• 3.Ma's gonna be mad
• Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they were...
• 4.Manual for President
• Ever hear of the redneck who thought that Manual Labor was the new Mexican President?...
• 5.Leak
• How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say I've got a leak in my sink, And the person at the front ...
• 6.Is he dead?
• A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in h...
• 7.ID?
• An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, Got any ID? The driver says, ' Bout what?...
• 8.Big city church
• Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church. When I got there, they had me park my old truc...
• 9.Welfare Office
• A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, How many children do you have? Ten, she replied. What are their names...
• 10.Sue
• Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? Yes, Bubba, sure i...