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• 1.Hilbilly sex
• There's this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally. One day Junior asks, Paw, whut's sex? Paw sits back, thinks about it, and replies, Well,...
• 2.I saw you F**cking
• One Alabama neighbor says to the other, Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, last night I saw you f**king your wife. Joe...
• 3.Cleaner unhappy
• Why was the cleaner unhappy with his job? Because he believed that grime didn't pay!...
• 4.Done them all!
• Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests. The groom says, ...
• 5.Redneck Hotel
• An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and the...
• 6.Trainee cowpoke
• More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. This, he said, sh...
• 7.One of us
• This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised. The bartender looks around and sa...
• 8.Oil change checklist
• 1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the use...
• 9.Logic
• Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in fir...
• 10.Chickens
• Two Rednecks are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag? Jes' some chi...