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• 1.Supernatural sex
• A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, How many people he...
• 2.Devoar's!
• A redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, I wants me a devoars! The attorney says, Do you have gounds? I gots 20 acres uh' the best bottom land ...
• 3.Redneck estate
• Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen....
• 4.Pick up line
• What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!...
• 5.Brother and sister
• A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister....
• 6.House trailer
• What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer....
• 7.Going to the movies
• Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted....
• 8.Full set
• What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room? A full set of teeth....
• 9.Governors mansion
• Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park....
• 10.Still married
• How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....