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• 1.Moosehead
• What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor....
• 2.Armadillos
• Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell....
• 3.Tobacco spit
• How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....
• 4.Eating a possum
• How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars....
• 5.Free sex
• There was this gas station in redneck country trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying Free Sex with Fill-up. Soon a redneck cu...
• 6.Two zebras pondering
• Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes? The other replies, Well I don't know. You sh...
• 7.Redneck computer
• Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer. 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8...
• 8.Pilot
• The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He dir...
• 9.Estate goes to widow
• A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14....
• 10.Toothbrush
• Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it would've been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush....