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• 1.Relative humidity
• What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama? Relative humidity...
• 2.Where's Henry?
• A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of...
• 3.Free Sex
• Buba and Bo were driving down the road one day and Bo said Buba, Let's stop at that filling station over on the loop. I've heard some thing about it a...
• 4.Condoms on ears
• Q. Why did the redneck put condoms on his ears during sex? A. He didn't want to get hearing aids....
• 5.Redneck Circumcision
• How do you give a hillbilly a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw....
• 6.Pretty co-ed
• A student from a southern university was visiting a relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a party and met a pretty co-ed. He attempted to s...
• 7.Security system
• How to install a Redneck wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outs...
• 8.Room and board
• A salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant rooms. The salesman he ...
• 9.Lamb caught in fence
• A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch at the local when they spotted a lamb caught fast in the fence. Ahrr, Jem,...
• 10.Moving from the city
• A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw two men sitting on a porch and said, I'm moving here from the city, wha...