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• 1.Redneck at the beach
• A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might,...
• 2.Deep in the hills
• An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his...
• 3.How many children?
• A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their age...
• 4.Letter home
• (Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer tha...
• 5.Redneck sex quiz
• Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate. 1. A clitoris is ...
• 6.Buckwheat and Darla
• Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: How do you spell 'dumb'? Darla says d-u-m-b, dumb The teacher says, very good, now use...
• 7.Billy Jo
• it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my fin...
• 8.Fishing Costs
• Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabi...
• 9.G. Bush`s Clock
• A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all ...
• 10.Letter from Mum
• Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper ...