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• 1.A Windows Recall
• It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have on...
• 2.3 Big Rednecks
• A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke? The guy beside him stiffens. Before you start, buddy, I think ...
• 3.Computer Redneck
• 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: The monitor is up on blocks Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them The six front keys...
• 4.Farmer
• What do you call a basement full of farmers? A whine-cellar...
• 5.Airplane
• A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. $10 for 3 minutes, repl...
• 6.Redneck First-Aid
• Two Southerners were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole, when they heard an awful choking sound. They turned around to see ...
• 7.A Cherry (Bomb) Of An Idea
• After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't ...
• 8.You Filthy Pigs
• A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. Why don't you try artificial inseminati...
• 9.Valentine's Love
• Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer...
• 10.Zoo Vittles
• What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a...